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Just thought someone out there might appreciate this story.  However, I’m quite sure that my daughter won’t.  Speaking of urinary problems!

My family went on a camping trip when my daughter was 4 years old.  You know, a nice campground with male and female bathrooms with shower stalls.  I woke up early and decided to go fishing.  My husband stayed at the campsite with our daughter – just sleeping the morning away.  She woke up and needed to go to the bathroom.  Of course, her Daddy took her to  the camp restrooms and proceeded to instruct her to go to the bathroom and that he was going into the male restroom.  That if she finished before he did, she was to wait right outside the door.  Soooo, Daddy hurriedly used the bathroom and waited patiently outside the female bathroom/shower area for his little girl.  After a few minutes when Daddy’s little girl did not come out of the bathroom, he called out “Michele, are you O.K.?”.  Michele answered “Yes Daddy, I am O.K..  So, Daddy waited,…. and waited some more.  He repeated, “Michele are you O.K.”.  and Michele states “I need somebody to wipe my butt”.  Daddy said “Michele, I can’t come in the bathroom, you will have to wipe your own butt”.  Michele began crying and wailing that she needed somebody to wipe her butt.  Daddy finally asked her, “Michele, is there anybody in there?” and Michele answered “Yes Daddy”.  So Daddy states again that he can’t come in the bathroom, that she will have to wipe her own butt, and the wailing began all over again.  Daddy noticed that no one had come or gone from the female restroom and again asked Michele, “Is there anybody in there with you?”.  and Michele proceeded to again answer, “Yes, Daddy” and then she added “Me”.  So, Daddy did go into the female restroom to wipe Micheles’ butt and after that Michele had to learn to wipe her own butt.

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