So, what would the president use?

This is a comment from a male urinal user in reference to the Male Urinary Drainage System:

I’m a “victim” of the common urinal used in hospitals…I was flat on my back after surgery and spilled every where. I asked them “what would the president use?” “one of these, or a catheter”, was the response.

I would’ve gladly paid $40 for your solution to not suffer the indignity. I’m an engineer and thought to invent a solution as well; didn’t know about yours at the time. Even got one moving. However, my investigation into the matter showed that the hospital put more like a $0.40 price tag on my dignity! I’m sure you already knew that…